m0_ fifty-four million eight hundred and fifty thousand four hu 2022-06-24 06:40:31 阅读数:1,008
Hello everyone , I'm Chen ha ha , Five years in the North . My friends who know me know , I come from a non-technical background , become a monk or nun late in life , Universities are bad too ！ This kind of background drifts North , You don't even know what you're going through ???.
continuity 17 Heaven's technical article must be about to vomit , Today from some 、 Some gold 、 A pulse 、 At some point, I found some questions that I was asked in the interview
The problem of exotic flowers, Let's have fun . Think of it as you , Being asked these questions , What would it feel like ？ Give it a try ~
Drive a car , Who is that , The door is nailed ！
Now the shooting levels of group friends are all on the moon ？
I love you more than one word
General practice ：
Don't behave like a human being ：
I ： I don't have a girlfriend , There will be no more .
I ： Pay for overtime ？
I ： According to the law 1.5 Times ？
I ： Do you have overtime meals ？
interviewer ： Three cowards ？ Brother, you have a lot of plays .
I ： Can you give me 996 The treatment of ？
interviewer ： You can't , Can not be , Don't talk about it ！
I ： you tm Of Mangfu asked three times ？？
answer 1： Sell the cattle , Buy Huawei mobile phones , Cross the bridge with Huawei mobile phone , Because Huawei mobile phone is a cow ！
answer 2： Towing cattle every day 996, No grass , The cow is so thin that 600 The kilogram passed , Not only does it not increase costs , It can also reduce costs .
I ： Finish the business before a certain point in time
interviewer ： almost , But not exactly , Not before the time , It's just at that time .
I ： Would you please ask this question after reading my resume ？
I ：「…」 I was silent 10s,“ It seems nothing ？”
interviewer ：… Think about it again ？
I ：「…」, It's over again. 10s,“ It's like it's really nothing …”
interviewer ： Impossible , For example, what projects have been done ？…( Guided for a long time , There is a feeling that I hate iron but not steel )
I ： I think of one ！ But it may be a bit against the national law …
interviewer ：「？！」 And then there was silence 3s( Maybe it's crazy ) Black production ？ Gambling or something ？
I ： It's actually a crawler crawling yellow video … lose GitHub It's on the table. Come on 200 individual star( I feel red all over my face … It's a shame … I don't know why I suddenly thought of this …)
There was silence on both sides 5s…
Then there was a pleasant exchange GitHub Address ~
The interviewer asked again with a smile ：「 Do you have any difficulties in the middle ？ How did you solve it ？」
I ：「xxxxxxxx」（ I said ）
When I was looking for a job , I went to a software company for an interview , The interviewer is a beauty interviewer （ Female manager ）, Tall and tall 、 Fair skin , The temperament is like this one below .
In a new employee interview , There are almost 30 Wait in line for the interview , She's very kind to every interviewer , They all ask such a question ：“ Men and women , If you're on a business trip to stay , There's only one room , What should I do ？”
The result of the interview is ： Those who agreed to open a room , Men sleep on the floor , On a woman's bed , Or men don't sleep , Let women sleep , All be pass 了 . Some say , You can arrange whatever you want , on-call , And they were all pass 了 .
Only one passed , That is to say ： Let's book this room for the female manager first , Let her in , Then he went to find out if there were any other hotels around , Or I can't deal with it all night in the Internet bar .
answer ： There won't be such a thing , I'll knock before I go in ...
interviewer ： Didn't I make it clear ？
I ： No problem .
interviewer ： Think about it ？
I ： The relationship between Lei Feng and Lei Feng pagoda
I ： Pakistan's relationship with Kaspersky （ There's a Kiba relationship ）
interviewer ：（ silence ） Well, all right , I think it's almost done .
Maybe all the students who have done anti climbing are familiar with these error reports , Some server connection timeout tips , The interviewers who ask this kind of questions are drunk .
I ：？？？ I can't do this job if I fail in advanced mathematics ？
Actually , The level and focus of the interviewer may also be uneven .. Different from person to person ,Day18 There's absolutely no irony . It's just Friday , Take it easy . The old saying goes ,
There should be a Friday attitude on Friday , Let's talk about something next Monday ~~
That's it today , It's not a dry product of technology ,
But also remember to leave a message in the comments section ： Clock in ., To inspire the students , Now that I'm in the car , Don't think about it . Who is that , Nail the door down ???.
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